The Comical Misadventures of a Rambling Mind
2/24/2005
ONE MORE DAY WITH YOU by Diamond Rio

Maybe I'm just over sentimental. I know I'm a sucker for a good tear-jerky of a story. Especially when I don't see it coming. A lot of times it's those writers who start out by being entertaining and down-right funny, then will hit you with a good Sunday Night Movie of the Week cryer, that really get to me. In a good way... It is these type of recounts that make me have faith in humanity.

If they don't make you at least mist up a bit that's fine. That just means you have a better resolve to keep your composure than I do... or that you've had one too many Botox injections and the plastic surgeons removed your tear glands years ago. In that case, make whatever expression you can with your Alien-esque tannin face that resembles empathy and read on.

These are some of my favorites...

Catt found a way to be funny, dramatic, and get some heartfelt sentiment across about her #1 Son. Then, with her Little One.

Sigmund, Carl, & Alfred can sometimes be harsh, doling out their advice with a spoonful of whoop-ass to help the medicine gone down. Yet, every now and then they step out from behind their desk and get comfy on their own couch.

Then we have Wil Wheaton. As a step-dad of two he shares his secret revelries of being a parent.
Misty Morn & Underneath It All are a couple of my favorites.
I posted this @ 2/24/2005 02:48:00 PM.............Need a link?..........

2/21/2005
UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

  1. Dirty work:: But someone's got to do it...
  2. Shopkeeper:: Owner
  3. Goodness:: Gracious
  4. Yearning:: Desired
  5. Show and tell:: Hide & Seek
  6. Trapped:: Like rats
  7. Malcolm:: in the Middle
  8. Season:: Finale
  9. Bestseller:: List
  10. Desk:: Chair
I posted this @ 2/21/2005 04:54:00 AM.............Need a link?..........

2/11/2005
CRAZY (addendum)

You have to be curious about a headline that has the words "lethal enema" in them.

"That's the way he went out and I'm sure that's the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas," she told the Houston Chronicle.

I have to admit that the Oddly Enough and Strange News are somewhat of a morbid fascination for me. It's like watching to porcupines procreation. You know you shouldn't look, but you just have to wonder about it, and you end up looking anyway.
I posted this @ 2/11/2005 02:20:00 PM.............Need a link?..........

2/09/2005
UNCONCIOUS MUTTERINGS

  1. Shelter:: Gimmie
  2. Karate Kid:: Mr Miyagi
  3. Andrew:: Llyod Weber
  4. Rib:: Eye
  5. Push it:: Push it real good!
  6. Creep:: Stone Temple Pilots
  7. Chainlink:: Fence
  8. Squash:: Rugby
  9. No mercy:: Show...
  10. Superhero:: I am The Batman.


I guess I had music on my mind today.
I posted this @ 2/09/2005 03:02:00 PM.............Need a link?..........

PASSIONATE KISSES by Martina McBride

That special time of year that seperates a nation better than "red states & blue states" is just around the corner. If you're not with it, you're against it. Cattiva offers up some sage nuggets of wisdom to those Valentine's Day shoppers.

Enjoy!
I posted this @ 2/09/2005 05:04:00 AM.............Need a link?..........

2/08/2005
CRAZY by Patsy Cline
or
CRAZY by Seal
or
CRAZY by Alana Davis


Yes... We're peddling all kinds of wackiness today. It seems the world is just full of it sometimes. I don't quite understand what possesses some people to do the things they do. Yet, when they do you can be assured that I'm going to laugh my ass off when I read about it. I wouldn't expect any less of someone when I do something just as stupid.

Exhibit A:
Well, at Least He Won't Be Fathering Any More Fans...
I understand that rugby is a vicious sport. It is like American football without helmets, mixed with a bull fight, mixed with heavy-weight boxing match. It's insane when played at the highly competitive professional levels. Yet, I'm not sure who to be more worried about. The people who willingly play rugby... or the fans.

Exhibit A-1:
As a sidenote to the previous exhibit... I offer up this tasty little nugget. The irony you may find that goes along with the excited mans jersey is purely coincidental.

Exhibit B:
Melee Erupts at Alabama Girls Basketball Game
The incident itself is tragic. What is just too good to be made up is the quote at the end of this article.

"People were screaming and running," Prattville cheerleader Cherish Cartee said. "Girls lost their cell phones. Keys got lost. It's something I will never forget."


So put on your helmet. Get out your safety scissors and a circle of paper. Put on your snow boots. We're going out side to make crazy angels in the slush!
I posted this @ 2/08/2005 05:49:00 PM.............Need a link?..........

2/02/2005
Three Things You Don't Really Care About


3 names you go by:
Cris, Christopher, Your Highness

3 screen names you have:
gotcris, crister, swrdsmn (for those Wheel Of Fortune lovers out there... buy a vowel or two)

3 things you like about yourself:
My sense of humor, My imagination/creativity, My friends

3 things I hate/dislike about myself:
My procrastination, My smart-ass mouth, My friends.. ( I kiiiid! I kiiid! You're beautiful. Don't ever change!)

3 parts of your heritage:
English, German, Fill in the blank

3 things that scare you
Dolls / dummies, Apocolyptic events, Being truly alone

3 of your everyday essentials:
Blue jeans, music, caffine

3 things you're wearing right now:
A name badge, a ring, 10 pounds of extra weight

3 of your favorite bands/artists:
Natalie Merchant, Train, Ben Folds

3 of your favorite songs at the present:
Breathe - Anna Nalick, Boulevard of Broken Songs - Green Day Vs. Oasis Vs. Travis, Stevie Wonder - Higher Ground

3 things you want in a relationship(love is a given)
Humor, Compassion, Communication

2 truths and a lie (no particular order to keep you guessing):
I miss my friends, I miss nap time, I miss my hairline

3 physical things about a love interest that appeal:
A warm smile, A long embrace, Beautiful eyes

3 things you just can't do:
Sleep less than 6 hours, Give myself a break, Say "no" when it really counts.

3 of your favorite hobbies:
Music, Computers, Traveling

3 things you want to do badly right now:
I really don't know...

3 careers you are considering:
School Psychologist, Hospital Psych Intake, Therapist

3 kids names (either boy or girl)
Conner, Gregory, Hannah

3 things you want to do before you die:
Go to Europe again, Touch a whale, Be a better man
I posted this @ 2/02/2005 02:46:00 PM.............Need a link?..........

Channel Z by The B-52s

There are some DAMN funny commercials out there right now. Even tho I have a DVR at my disposal, I’ll still watch some of the commercials. Perhaps, you’ve seen some of these. I know links are always good for these kind of things, because they demonstrate the ‘funny’, but I’m sorry. Just go with my description and be on the look-out for them.

BURGER KING – The commercial is pimping their latest gut-bomb, the Angus burger. Now the sandwich is good. Don’t get my wrong. It’s huge! The commercial shows C List actor from various shows/commercials saying that this is the departments last meal together because he has to fire one of them.

Now there are two endings to this. Both equally funny.

Ending One:
C List Actor - “I’m thinking of a number between one and ten.” Whoever picks that number will be fired. *turns to a co-worker standing next to him.* “hat number are you thinking of?”

“Um.. four.”

C List Actor – “You’re fired.”

Ending Two:
Flunkie – “How’re you going to decide which one of us to fire?”

C List Actor – *pointing to the same guy over and over again* “Eenie… Meenie… Minie… Mo…”

Good stuff guys!!

The other commercial that is a riot is for Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper. It features a couple on a date at a nice restaurant (that conveniently serves Cherry Vanilla Dr Pepper in cans). The guy prattles on about how even tho they’ve not known each other for very long, he really feels they have a special connection. Meanwhile, the girl is in her own little world remarking about the CVDP she is drinking.

*music starts* It’s a song from The Muppet Show. Mahna Mahna. The guy is still ‘talking’, but all he is saying now is Mahna mahna, and the other patrons in the establishment are singing the “do doo be-do doo” part of the song. Trust me… this is a definite ‘must see.’

Ok. Now back to your regularly schedule programming.
I posted this @ 2/02/2005 02:45:00 PM.............Need a link?..........

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