Everyone needs to wish my best friend Mike a very Happy Birthday!! Remind him how old he is. He forgets sometimes... :P
It's also Talk Like A Pirate Day! So it's time to break out Ye Ol' Pirate Joke.
A pirate walking into a bar with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants. The bartender looks up and asks the Pirate, "Do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?" The Pirate says, "Yaaarrr... It's drivin' me nuts!"
I posted this @ 9/19/2008 05:13:00 AM.............Need a link?..........
9/08/2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Some people care about their age. Gray hair be damned. Balding? Feh! Some people don't care to make a big deal of things when it's their birthday. Some people are very princessy, making sure they have a huge celebration. My perfect birthday doesn't involve presents. It doesn't involve crowns or huge cakes with beefy men hiding inside. It involves spending time with people I care about. It involves being remember by my friends and family. It's a day for a 'big deal', but it doesn't have to be an over-the-top diva convention. It's your birthday. Live it up! Tell people how old you are. Smile big when someone says Happy Birthday to you. There is a difference between acting like it's a big deal and demanding it.
I posted this @ 9/08/2008 05:56:00 PM.............Need a link?..........
4/29/2008
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
There are not too many people that can put up with my idiosyncrasies. I know someone who does so willing and for some reason keeps coming back for more. Not only does he make me laugh, but laughs at my jokes. He doesn't make fun of me for using cloth bags to carry my groceries home. He expands my horizons and makes sure I'm not limiting myself. He's willing to let me have a dog if I let him have a cat. I miss him when I can't fall asleep next to him. He doesn't complain about the fact that I probably snore. He lets me take pretty pretty photos of him.
I posted this @ 4/29/2007 12:00:00 PM.............Need a link?..........
I'm a 30-something student of human nature. A music-lovin', groove-shakin', laugh-inducin', dish-cookin', gossip-slingin', type of guy. This is my diary of sorts...
