| 2/14/2006 |
IF YOU CAN'T BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE, HONEY, LOVE THE ONE YOU'RE WITH
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In honor of Valentine's Day I link you Obsessive-Compulsive Valentines from McSweeney's.
My favorite...
You and me, sitting in a tree-oh, wait, that doesn't sound very safe, does it? Let's say we're sitting on a couch instead. Huh. I wonder who sat on this couch before us. Maybe we should put some plastic wrap down. Yeah, I think we'd better. Is this a new box of plastic wrap, or has it been opened for a while? Are you sure? OK. OK. Let's just say it's new and move on. So we're sitting on a couch, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Except that I kind of feel this tingle on my lip? Like I might be getting a cold sore? Maybe we should just forget the whole thing.
I also bring you... The 8th Annual Valentine's Day Poems from Pamie.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! |
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I posted this @ 2/14/2006 07:11:00 AM.............Need a link?..........
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