The Comical Misadventures of a Rambling Mind
10/06/2005

SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL

MIKE: Katie Holmes is pregnant? Oh God no.

CRIS: Katie Holmes is going to have Tom's baby? Oh Xenu! He implanted his seed in her?

M: Sounds like it. I thought Scientologists where Anti-sex.

C: I thought TC was anti-sex with women.

M: ...

C: I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud?

M: I don't know, but you clearly typed it.

C: But seriously... I know that was an issue with TC and Nicole Kidman. So it's good to see that he can actually impregnant someone. Though I'm a little freaked out that he's technically procreated, however it was done.

M: They had two kids?

C: I thought they were adopted.

M: Were they?

C: IMDb.com to the rescue.

M: I thought they were on loan from Universal's prop department.

C: Yeah. They're adopted.

M: Maybe they adopted from Universal. I can't prove it, but that's what I heard. I wonder if impregnating Katie is the subject of "Mission Impossible 3". Mission Impossible 3: Premature Evacuation!

C: Katie is on the bed and he lowers down on one of those black harness cables, being held up by Ving Rhames.



I posted this @ 10/06/2005 12:30:00 PM.............Need a link?..........

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