| 10/06/2005 |
SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVIL
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MIKE: Katie Holmes is pregnant? Oh God no.
CRIS: Katie Holmes is going to have Tom's baby? Oh Xenu! He implanted his seed in her?
M: Sounds like it. I thought Scientologists where Anti-sex.
C: I thought TC was anti-sex with women.
M: ...
C: I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud?
M: I don't know, but you clearly typed it.
C: But seriously... I know that was an issue with TC and Nicole Kidman. So it's good to see that he can actually impregnant someone. Though I'm a little freaked out that he's technically procreated, however it was done.
M: They had two kids?
C: I thought they were adopted.
M: Were they?
C: IMDb.com to the rescue.
M: I thought they were on loan from Universal's prop department.
C: Yeah. They're adopted.
M: Maybe they adopted from Universal. I can't prove it, but that's what I heard. I wonder if impregnating Katie is the subject of "Mission Impossible 3". Mission Impossible 3: Premature Evacuation!
C: Katie is on the bed and he lowers down on one of those black harness cables, being held up by Ving Rhames.
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I posted this @ 10/06/2005 12:30:00 PM.............Need a link?..........
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