| 9/20/2007 |
YOU GIVE ME FEVER
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So Typhoid Mary has struck again...
I might as well embrace my 'title' as it was given to me. It seems that while I don't get sick (usually) I do make other sick. And it's getting worse.
At first it was just when I'd hang out with my best friend, Mike. He'd start feeling ill a day or so later. Then it happened again... I think three times total, I'd go over to his house some afternoon. Then in a day he'd be coming down with a cold. I was blamed since I worked in a hospital around God only knows what kind of sickos who had ebola, SARS, or even the Hanta virus... How I got it is beyond me.
His wife has experienced this effect as well. Apparently I made her sick one weekend some months ago.
Now, the latest example has made another member of their household ill. This can be explained because I came in contact with all three of them this past weekend at a baby shower.
What worries me is that since I'm no longer working in a hospital... I MUST be the cause. So take me as I am. Germs and all.
Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Typhoid Mary. I'd shake your hand, but.. well... no...Labels: funny rant |
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I posted this @ 9/20/2007 04:05:00 PM.............Need a link?..........
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